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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Give me some tinfoil.</description><title>hight magpie</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @patj)</generator><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>HDR and Auto-Tune are the same damn thing to people with synesthesia: Discuss.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;HDR and Auto-Tune are the same damn thing to people with synesthesia: Discuss.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/258731819</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/258731819</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:34:22 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Our CMS’s new tagline: “It doesn’t work on so many levels”.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Our CMS’s new tagline: “It doesn’t work on so many levels”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/258731809</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/258731809</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:34:21 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I sure wish I could unset the ONLY_BREAK_IN_PRODUCTION flag on our CMS.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I sure wish I could unset the ONLY_BREAK_IN_PRODUCTION flag on our CMS.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/258540598</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/258540598</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:10:54 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>ARGH. CMS is down.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;ARGH. CMS is down.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/256101466</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/256101466</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:38:24 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I think my poor orange tree is done. I’ll pour a jug of juice on the ground for it.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I think my poor orange tree is done. I’ll pour a jug of juice on the ground for it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/254456587</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/254456587</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:20:17 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Much as in English, proper comma placement is critical in SQL. “Eats, Shoots and Leaves”...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Much as in English, proper comma placement is critical in SQL. “Eats, Shoots and Leaves” is much like “SELECT field, FROM Table;” . /nerd&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/251214999</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/251214999</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:59:13 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>You're fine</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doublejack.tumblr.com/post/250585161/damn-it-was-zeno-with-a-z-not-xeno-with-an"&gt;doublejack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Damn, it was “Zeno” with a “Z” not “Xeno” with an “X.” If my smartphone were smarter it could have saved me from this embarrassment. But no.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Terry Pratchett made that same mistake*, so I’d say you’re in good company.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
____&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
* Probably on purpose, though.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/250833697</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/250833697</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:37:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Anybody got any experience with Drupal? good, bad, meh?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Anybody got any experience with Drupal? good, bad, meh?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/250502168</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/250502168</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:43:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Dude</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://doublejack.tumblr.com/post/249074181/sudo-bring-me-a-guinness"&gt;doublejack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sudo bring me a Guinness.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You’ll have to let me know if that worked.  (If not, I’ve been working on a perl script that might help…)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/249894748</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/249894748</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:28:46 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>RT @rickmercer: Economic Action Plan signs made in the USA. Buy American. http://bit.ly/2CTedT [your...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;RT @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/rickmercer"&gt;rickmercer&lt;/a&gt;: Economic Action Plan signs made in the USA. Buy American. &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/2CTedT"&gt;http://bit.ly/2CTedT&lt;/a&gt; [your tax dollars at work, Canada]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/248794581</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/248794581</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:10:58 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>On the one hand, I hate using “click here” in links; on the other hand, my audience...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;On the one hand, I hate using “click here” in links; on the other hand, my audience includes octogenarians. What a tightrope.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/248794586</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/248794586</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:10:58 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>RT @neilhimself: Blog entry up: Revealed! [snip] — so, Wpg peeps, who’s going to go see...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;RT @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/neilhimself"&gt;neilhimself&lt;/a&gt;: Blog entry up: Revealed! [snip] — so, Wpg peeps, who’s going to go see Neil Gaiman @ McNally Robinson?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/247570156</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/247570156</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:10:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m kind of getting tired of the stink of roofing tar in my office at work.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m kind of getting tired of the stink of roofing tar in my office at work.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/247570164</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/247570164</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:10:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m #reading The Day We Found the Universe by Marcia Bartusiak - http://bit.ly/shah3</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m #reading The Day We Found the Universe by Marcia Bartusiak - &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/shah3"&gt;http://bit.ly/shah3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/247570165</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/247570165</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:10:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>“…and when the moon rolls it they’re like bank robbin’ and I’m a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“…and when the moon rolls it they’re like bank robbin’ and I’m a hostage who will drive” — &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/1Ul8dP"&gt;http://bit.ly/1Ul8dP&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/241907943</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/241907943</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:10:20 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Some days it feels like my workday involves struggling with technologies I don’t like.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Some days it feels like my workday involves struggling with technologies I don’t like.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/239262963</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/239262963</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:44:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My beard is a lot greyer than the last time I grew it out.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My beard is a lot greyer than the last time I grew it out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/238398132</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/238398132</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:25:48 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Time. Is. Slowing. Doooooown.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Time. Is. Slowing. Doooooown.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/238154025</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/238154025</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:52:57 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>From legos:

Whoa.  Two of the best things in the world:  Lego...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr2x1eVR11qzr38no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;From &lt;a href="http://legos.tumblr.com/post/237129006/love-lovelovelovelovelovelove-this"&gt;legos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Whoa.  Two of the best things in the world:  Lego and the &lt;em&gt;Millennium Falcon&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/238151634</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/238151634</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:49:33 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>How hard can it be to make SQL Server and Oracle play nicely? (Answer: VERY.)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;How hard can it be to make SQL Server and Oracle play nicely? (Answer: VERY.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/235322339</link><guid>http://patj.tumblr.com/post/235322339</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:24:41 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
